wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

jack hammerette

When a beautiful girl steals your heart

Meesh is doing a really good job of being a jack hammerette with jack hammer

by jack hammer101 November 26, 2010

Jack

Someone who slaps girls

Did you just do a jack

by Adam8715272826 November 11, 2020

Jack

A fucking normie

"Oi u know jack ye, hes a fucking normie"

by Urnan. March 11, 2020

Real_Sports by Jack

Only the BEST place to get sports news on snapchat

Hey man, forget about espn, let’s watch Real_Sports by Jack

by YeetimusSportsimus July 16, 2019

Jack

Jacks are usually active people playing a lot of sports jacks enjoy and like to play video games usually sports games jacks are also shy people but when you get to know him he can be out going if you know a jack you are the luckiest person on the planet

“I just met a jack he is being really shy and won’t even talk to me”.

“I knew a jack for a long time he was shy at first but now that I’m getting to know him he is really out going”

by Alpaca 22 April 14, 2019

Pussy Jacked

Someone who appears to be very muscular but will most definitely lose in a fight. This person appears to be fit and fight worthy but would back down if approached.

Someone wanted to fight Randy at the saloon but he is Pussy Jacked so he declined.

by dicklessnickless February 27, 2019