Doing a jaison

Raising your virtual hand in a remote meeting and keeping your icon up long after you have asked your question which confuses the meeting host and causes everyone to anticipate your valuable comment when all you say is ‘sorry, i forgot to put my hand down’

My coworker kept doing a jaison in today’s meeting, he kept forgetting to lower his virtual hand so the hand icon was always flashing on my screen.

by Ctizzle_mi September 16, 2022

I Wish Never To Do People Wrong I

I Wish Never To Do People Wrong I

I Wish Never To Do People Wrong I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Doing Ares

Excusing non excusable behaviors by trying to find a positive in situation with no positives

"He heated on me ... But it's okay it was my fault I wasn't enough"
"Nope. Shush. You are doing Ares"

by Kittyab12 May 19, 2025

No can do

I am unable to do it.

"I'm sorry, but I won't be able to attend the event on Tuesday. It's a no can do for me, unfortunately."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

The Dos^e

Acquiring two sexually transmitted infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dos^e (chlamydia and gonorrhea) after his big night out.

by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

Doing a Goodman

Making extravagant and wildly inaccurate or inopropriate claims.

Statements such these would be considered doing a Goodman.

‘I’m the people’s champion’

Or

‘I’m in the top 3’

Or

‘People mistake me for a fitness model’

by Caldorini March 20, 2019

doing the swiss

when you fuck a swiss person or a piece of swiss cheese

When I was in Geneva I was told I should be doing the swiss. But when I couldn't find any beautiful women, I went to a cheese store instead

by cheesefuckinmotherfucker October 31, 2021