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mom is a person who is always with you . she always loves you . she is alwayas smiling from the outside but from the inside she is not all the time happy .
by anonymous December 30, 2024
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Raw Milk Mom

Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.
Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
by Vladboy11 January 1, 2025
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my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft
by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025
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Brad’s Mom

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.
The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.
by KingBIV January 11, 2025
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mom-motion

Mom-motion is short for "mom emotions", which are short, random, possibly hormonal, outbreaks of emotion, typically associated with inexplicable crying and emotional outbursts after giving birth to a child.
After getting home from giving birth at the hospital, my wife started randomly crying and saying "I can't believe I pushed him out" completely out of nowhere. I think she's having mom-motions.
by ParadiseLost2005 January 12, 2025
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Mom

a human who you have no choice but to live with for the next 18 years. She can make your life miserable and happy at the same time. She has full control and authority and you have no say in anything without permission. She also has the power to find your items in places that you've looked in at least 20 times in search for that item.
by uknowmebutudont August 19, 2025
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Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.
The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM
by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025
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