Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

Mr farts

If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult

"Have you heard Mr farts?Their music rocks!"

by I love cats :) December 7, 2023

Fart Advocate

(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.

Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!

by Sammy983 December 22, 2023

fart

The Screculum will cum out of your bum into your mouth BFVAEWFEGMNO of the boy in the FAHINU(EGBHJ when we tell off ffopfp to man kind kind kind

He fart in the Auschwitz jew jew jew danm mmmm.

by cawalgala October 28, 2021

Fart

An explosive gas weapon used in crowded places. Extremely dangerous in close proximity and could easily wipe out a dozen citizens.

Person 1: Fart incoming!

Person 2: Quick! find cover!

by Gammaballs123 June 3, 2022

Big phat juicy fart

The act of farting so big and juicy that you physically feel it

Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad

Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*

by Aquanae October 22, 2020

Fart

a smell gas that come from your rump, and kills your friends.

A Farts is a gas that kills people.

by anonymous April 6, 2022