Fat lying

When you majorly fail to tell the truth.

My mom told me the truth last night, I know you are fat lying.

by dickydanceroutine March 7, 2022

fat fucking chud

Someone who carries themselves like they outrank everyone else, or who drops a joke that completely falls flat.

"67, im sigmamaxxing", "dude im such a fat fucking chud", "this bean guy is a fat chud" moment of silence *chat types L joke*

used mainly when streamers make an unfunny joke especially Adin Ross or people that call themselves Bean, or Hysteria

this is how the phrase came to be

by roseswtulips January 16, 2026

peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock

look at that guy with his peanut butter fat cock

by buttfingernigger February 6, 2026

Fat

you.

your fat.

by Ivy Rowan February 9, 2026

Fat

you

Emily is fat.

by Ivy Rowan February 9, 2026

fat fucking chud

A person who thinks they're better than they actually are and makes jokes only they laugh at

Used mostly for people like Ari

"Guys the game will come out in 6 to 7 months I swear! *LAUGHS AND RUBS BELLY*"

"You're such a fat fucking chud, Ari."

by Bigfatbellyrubber February 20, 2026

Fat Tails Theory

The theory, central to Taleb's critique of standard statistics, that many real-world distributions have "fat tails"—extreme events are much more likely than the normal distribution predicts. In a normal distribution, extreme events are virtually impossible; in fat-tailed distributions, they happen regularly. Financial markets, pandemics, wars—all are fat-tailed. Fat Tails Theory argues that we have been using the wrong statistical tools, underestimating risk, pretending the world is safer than it is. The theory explains why Black Swans are not as rare as we think: they're rare in thin-tailed distributions, normal in fat-tailed ones. Fat Tails is the mathematics of humility, the quantification of our ignorance, the proof that we live in a world where the improbable happens—and we'd better be ready.

Example: "His risk models assumed normal distribution, so extreme events were virtually impossible. Then the crash came—a fat-tail event, impossible in his model, inevitable in reality. Fat Tails Theory had warned him: the world is not normal; extremes happen. He'd ignored it. His models were precise and wrong."

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026