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cherokee high school

A crowded school in south Jersey where stoners outnumber alchoholics 3-1 and where the jock mentality is in full effect. South jersey's new title for Cherokee highschool is Stoner High ever since a frosh got arrested for smoking pot at a dance.
25 arrests of cherokee students in 04 for possesion of illegal substances 12 arrests fo under age drinking
by TheDEMenTedOnE February 19, 2005
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Madison High School

A lot of the boys are sexists and a lot of the girls are sluts. There are also the druggies, but the ones who aren't ridiculously rich are pretty cool. The boys swear a lot because it makes them feel manly and the girls wear skanky clothing and sleep around to feel better about them selves. The boys need to learn that acting like assholes isn't attractive, the girls need to learn that they don't need to sleep around to be attractive, and both groups need to stop pushing these social expectations onto eachother.

The teachers are either good or bad; there is no middle ground. If they aren't telling you how you'll be working at McDonald's for your eentire life, they're talking about how they've just moved in with one of the other teachers.
The good ones are the ones who actually try to teach the students how to use the knowledge they accumulate in their classes. Very few teachers will ever believe a student would ever do something nice and selfless for a classmate else.

The administrators are two extremes. You get on their list, you're on it forever, otherwise they ignore you.

The librarians are awesome.
Person 1: Look at that poor, troubled child!

Person 2: They probably go to Madison High School...
by ImScaredForMyClassmates April 28, 2011
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Timberlake Christian School

A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.
F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?

F2: yeah it sucks

F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?

F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.
by No0nebutM3 June 1, 2018
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Calabasas High School

A disgustingly rich, stuck-up high school swamped with spoiled, drug addicted, and self-absorbed children. Most people at Calabasas High School are completely oblivious of their wealth and fortune. The males have highly egocentric tendencies, while the femals are always willing to exploit themselves. Calabasas also boasts one of the worst football teams in America, due to the fact that the school is almost exclusivley white. If you want your children to become cultured and world-conscious, Do NOT send them to Calabasas High School.
Oh, I got expelled from Agoura so my parents made me go to Calabasas High School. Worst mistake of my life. I'm transferring to El Camino next semester.
by :::sam::: August 31, 2006
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Marshall High School

One of the many high schools in fair fax county. It's rivals are Madison and McLean. It has a wide variety of ethnicities and kids are poor and rich because it's vienna and pimmit. They think they're really good at sports (they're not)

Most of the male student body is cocky af. Some if them are open about being whores and the other ones try to cover it up by wearing collared shirts, gay ass rolled up pants and sperrys but truth is they just look like all the color came out of their clothes in the laundry.

The girls at marshall try to act all innocent and preppy but they smoke a lot of weed and fuck on the low.

Also people from Marshall think theyre cool now because they're school just got a renovation but who the fuck cares.

Popular sayings include:

"Wanna go to noodles after school? Actually fuck that let's go now and skip English"

"What even is IB? International Boner?"
You go to Marshall High School can we fuck?

No sorry I'm wearing an $80 vineyard vines t-shirt I screamed at my mom to buy me so that means I'm classy and a virgin.
by Nigga1234567890 December 3, 2013
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Sprague High School

A high school in the southern area of Salem, Oregon. It's population include stuck-up jocks, bitchy girls who wear jeans that cost as much as a large apartment, sluts who wear two inches of make-up, and every other annoying fuck-up you can think of. Sprague hosts some of the most ignorant and cocky kids in the country. The kids who go there are spoiled by their 'American Dream' families. Their overly-expensive cars and gas are paid off by their upper middle-class to upper-class parents who live through their children. They also always make sure to flash their newest generation of iPhones. The teachers aren't all together too bad, but they let the brats who go there walk all over them. Not everyone who goes there is too bad, but the white trash preps and horny teenagers with heads the Africa easily outnumber anything good.
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 1: Wow, fuck off, my parents own a restaurant chain. I'm so much better than you.
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 2: Oh please, my dad owns a dealership, the rest is fucking history

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Average Girl: Hey, what's your name?
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl: You're not rich enough and your clothes aren't expensive enough, go away.
by ashhartsuckedme September 6, 2013
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Suffern High School

Nasty people, gross teachers who don't teach shit, a football team that is known for losing, and a soccer team that is actually good but nobody knows about it. A place where apparently crew is everything and people just can't seem to keep it off of their snapchat stories. Almost every student smokes weed because they think they are cool or drink because they think it's fun. Where students post cringe worthy trillers on their finstas that represents that everyone is literal trash in this school. Finally, homecoming is just full of sexually confused people that are looking for a hook up with or without the use of drugs and alcohol.
Person 1: Hey, I just came from Suffern High School's homecoming and made out with 20 girls.
Person 2: Dude, you almost broke the record of 40 girls. You could if you tried.
by rantmonster2319 July 29, 2016
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