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Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.
On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in itโ€™s natural habitat.
by Goatified March 9, 2021
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Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low
by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023
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Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants
Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas
by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022
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monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.
There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.
by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014
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Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...
John had monkey arms after he finished his project.
by scooter133 June 15, 2016
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Book Monkey

a name used for a player that has the guild name "Chapter" in the game Deepwoken.
Look its another Book Monkey flooding.
by Heito November 26, 2022
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