rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.

"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))

by Saetern June 8, 2018

this game is like your mother

its a shit

this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay

by woooooooooooooookid May 24, 2018

me like it

like Nicole's Scherzinger song ( right there)

Me like the way that you kiss my yeah yeah yeah yeah me like it...

by 123456789789513. May 31, 2018

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

smells like a flower

a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.

Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"

by binchicken893 April 6, 2018

ur dog likes the clog

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

by Agiantbraintumor May 15, 2018

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018