best friend

best friend is a person who will love you even when you can’t love yourself

john: you’re my best friend

peter: i know

by student04 June 25, 2020

Flag

Get the best friend mug.

Fake Friend

Fake Friends are literally the worst friends. They pretend to like you but backstab you. Sorry to break it to you but we’ve all had at least one fake friend in our life. Check yourself because you might be one of them👀

Gossip Girl#1: Hey did you see the nudes that Jenna leaked of her best friend! It was a whole forest down there.
Gossip Girl #2: Yeah I even saw Jenna talking crap about her best friend in the lockeroom today! What a fake friend...

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

Flag

Get the Fake Friend mug.

Once-A-Season Friend

an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship

Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.

by doolsandtrims December 4, 2010

Flag

Get the Once-A-Season Friend mug.

A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.

We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.

Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.

by PunkyPewster March 31, 2021

Flag

Get the A Friend of the Enemy mug.

Friend

Friend means a person you love, trust and respect. A friend is where you have fun with them no matter the distance, a friend is not just a friend. A friend is a lover.

Dave: yo bro did you see dream's tweet?
Me: the one where he said he's friends with georgenotfound?
Dave: Yeah but I'm not sure they're "friends"
Me: I agree

by thisisajokedonttakeitsrs/j February 10, 2022

Flag