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Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.
Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023
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That one friend

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
by Quaxelia May 1, 2023
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Friend

Grayson was a great friend and he ditched school for dentist appointment instead of helping his freinds.
by anonymous January 12, 2023
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Friends

Person1: do you have friends?

Person2: what’s that?

Person1: something you don’t have, loser!
by I’m hella gay July 28, 2022
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a friend

something that doesn't exist.
I have no a friend
by bobster4356 August 27, 2021
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National Best Friends Day

October 30th

Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them

Or just tell them how much they mean to you.
friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: what’s that?

friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!
by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022
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