Friends

You dont need them. Theyll disappoint you.

That one lady:"i dont need friends, they disappoint me."

by Me.is.real December 28, 2021

a bad friend

Jose.

A bad friend Means when someone who laughs even when ur crying.

aldo: WOahhhhhhh whos that bad friend
edythe:thats jose *eyeroll*

by eve1978 December 6, 2021

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.

When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.

by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Boy best friend

Pain

Random: Is that your boyfriend?
Girl: no thats my boy best friend
Random: i feel for him

by Whyamialiverightnowlikeog April 29, 2021

National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 22, 2023

best friend

My best friend prolly someone you've been friends with for a while and had hard times with but even with that you still both treat each other like shit but you love each other

Kirsten:Bitch get the fuck out of my face or else I'll fuck you up
Michael:try me hoe jk best friend

by Dont make me nut October 20, 2019