do you work in business

Some idiot thing Bri'ish PM Rishi Sunak said to a homeless man in December 2022. It is frightening how detached Rishi the ignorant idiot is from the real world

Rishi: Do you work in business?
Homeless Man: I'm homeless.

by Deadboydoor517 April 3, 2023

doing OK

alright.

I was doing OK.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

I ain't do nothing

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something

"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
:nerd emoji:

by < ^ > v April 5, 2023

gorfir do the meht!?

cool people who do cool things

"you are just mad because you are angry" - gorfir do the meht!? member R
"mario wasnt thick enough in the new movie" - gorfir do the meht!? member S

by sapphicsapphire April 5, 2023

Doing a “Xavier”

To drop an important electronic, either by accident or not, smashing the screen of said electronic.

*Drops laptop* “Bro done doing a “Xavier””

by OriginalIdea22 April 6, 2023

Dilly-Do

The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.

Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)

by help4u April 13, 2023

Do it node?

"Do it node" is a slang term used to encourage someone to take action and complete a task or assignment. The term "node" is a reference to a point in a network where data is transmitted, suggesting the need to complete a task in order to keep things moving smoothly. The phrase is often used in a playful or sarcastic manner to motivate someone who may be procrastinating or hesitant to take action.

Person 1: "I'm not sure if I should apply for that job. I don't think I'm qualified enough."

Person 2: "Come on, do it node? You never know what might happen. It's better to try than to never know."

by Do it node? Questioner 75 April 14, 2023