Our iconic Red and White Can has been on shelves for more than 120 years—but you may have noticed that things are looking a little different in the soup aisle these days. This past summer, we released a new look for Campbell’s Condensed Soup—contemporizing the beloved brand for the 21 st century
by Wendysfg June 29, 2023
Get the Red and White Canmug. 
A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Get the Red Maga Hatmug. A chair that is the color red
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
Get the Red chairmug. An lgbtqia+ ally who "supports" the community by committing acts of violence against homophobes/transphobes.
A person who physically assaults or attacks homophobes are called a red ally since it seems like they have a lust for blood; red allies are not real allies.
by Bridgez March 20, 2023
Get the red allymug. When your broke, living in a trailer, or deployed with turds what can ya do -Red-Neck-Dreaming!
First step in getting out of the trailer park is your dreams, red-neck-dreaming.
Larry-The-Cable-Guy would approve of these dreams.
First step in getting out of the trailer park is your dreams, red-neck-dreaming.
Larry-The-Cable-Guy would approve of these dreams.
What is that redneck M@rty Jewe!! doing up there on that tractor? Don't worry he will get back to work soon, he is just Red-Neck-Dreaming for now.
by iflyjewell September 8, 2024
Get the Red-Neck-Dreamingmug. John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022
Get the red mittenmug.