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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
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I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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that's what she said

a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.
1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."
by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022
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erm what the sigma?

A phrase that was originated by a voice audio of a guy sending a voice message saying "erm what the sigma?"
by the him so cool1234 May 18, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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50K for WHAT?!

The Term "50K for WHAT?!" came from the current situation about Verbalase who was known for Beatboxing, however, he ended up Spending 50 Thousand Dollars on something that no one else would even like, which it was an AMV of Hide Away about him and his "crush" who was known as Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel, leading to him to end up going Bankrupt because of that, leading to him to be known as the "Hazbin Gooner" instead of the "Thanos Beatbox" guy, which it's honestly pretty disappointing to see where he has come to.
A Verbalase Fan: Man i loved watching Verbalase when i was a kid

Somebody else on Youtube: Hey buddy, have you heard he spent 50K for a Hazbin Hotel AMV

A Verbalase Fan: HE SPENT 50K FOR WHAT?!
by MADVAL2 January 17, 2024
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that's what she said

She's always on top of me. That's what she said!
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ February 13, 2023
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