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Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018
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ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.
John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*
by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018
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Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.
by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018
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like

something that is, like, repeatedly said by women and becomes very, like, annoying
did you see like that hot dude like oh mah god he is so like cool and like awesome. i wish i could like see him again cause like i know he would like marry me obv
by mental advisor May 24, 2018
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looking snack like

Looking flee and fresh without trying to Look tasteful
Oh my, that gal be looking snack like
by Tastefulterrie December 16, 2017
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Pass like a gentleman

Putting the blunt or joint flat in your hand as you pass it. One is to place the hot blunt in the palm of your hand and giving it to the person next to you to pick up.
Stoner 1 "hey let me hit the blunt"

Stoner 2 "okay I will pass like a gentleman" *places flat into hand*

Stoner 1 "thank you my kind sir"
by Free Bobby Shmurda December 20, 2017
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like leaderfins footpockets

"The Justice League movie is like leaderfins footpockets"
couldn't agree more
by swedish dickhead December 23, 2017
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