Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

buffalo cheese

Noun: A thick, crusty vintage found in the armpit. Made when you let your man finish on your chest but his aim is off.

"We were out camping and after the 2nd night I had major buffalo cheese."

by PhilBlack69 November 14, 2014

The cheese

The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.

*slams desk* C H E E S E

I the cheesed myself last night.

by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 2, 2022

Cheese Tactic

Any type of strategy with a near 100% success rate, first used by the YouTuber Poofesure in Wii Bowling.

Did I just find a Cheese Tactic?! Nobody is able to kill me in Call Of Duty.

by BKDHedgehog April 30, 2021

string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

Community cheese

When every one in the community has contributed to the truffle butter and the truffle butter bad morphed into the cheese.

Vikki has the community cheese after the community train last night.
Vikki must ration the community cheese, due to excessive cheese mongering.

by King dingle January 10, 2022

Tit cheese

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese

The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese

by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019