Red Baron

An erection covered in menstrual blood.

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."

by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021

Red

Pogi! Holy every week. Mabait. Loyal.

James Red.

by Aphrodite2811 March 31, 2021

Red zone

A risk of unwanted sexual experiences (rape)

1 “You’re walking home on your own?”

2 “Yeh I am”
1 “that’s a red zone”

by myadvice4mygirls April 5, 2021

Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

red herror

When a small error, which is the ultimate problem, is obscured by a much larger, louder, and easier to notice error.

Hey, can you help me figure out why this program isn’t starting? It keeps throwing this error message at me.

Nah, that’s just a red herror — the real problem is that it’s missing its config file

by enigma_0z April 13, 2021

Red Slug

When a period blood clot gets stuck on a man's teeth, beard or cheek during/after cunnalingus.

This heffa didn't tell me she was on her period and left a red slug on my face!!!

by LuckyJoe777 April 14, 2021

Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021