foreskin cheese

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance

you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!

by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025

Cheeseburger without Cheese

A Cheeseburger with no Cheese

A fucking hamburger.

Who the hell orders a Cheeseburger without Cheese? Just order a damn hamburger at that point

by A Literal Glass Of Water October 8, 2020

cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016

grilled cheese booty

A booty that is flat and oozes like grilled cheese.

"Do I have an ass?"

"Nah girl you got a grilled cheese booty."

by Swirlygirl March 14, 2016

Taco Cheese

A day dedicated to two friends who have a backup plan if they don’t get to go to dance with someone, they will watch bad horror films, and eat tacos.

Yo bro! You exited for Taco Cheese!

by GaryFishBurg July 25, 2019

Cheese

a word used to refer to weed or marijuana when you don't want everybody around you to know

They call it cheesing because its Fon-to-do

Guy 1: Hey you want to cheese after class?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm fresh out of cheddar though. I need get some more
Guy 1: Don't worry, I'll cheese you up

by Juicy en December 14, 2014

Tonsil Cheese

That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.

I about threw up when I hocked a mouthful of tonsil cheese this morning.

by Donk McStuffins June 8, 2021