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Brown Pocket 

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.
Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.
Brown Pocket by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018

Brown Tumbler 

A sexual act which involves defecating on your partner and wrestling with him/her so as to share in the feces.
Let's do a Brown Tumbler tonight. This chicken taco platter should give me plenty to work with.
Brown Tumbler by SexMagi January 3, 2019

Brown eye 

The third eye right between your booty
Hey man can you tounge punch me in the brown eye?
Brown eye by Sadboi77 January 14, 2019

Brown sweats 

The sweat mixed with fecal matter that is wiped out of your ass. This happens usually after a workout or sleeping in a hot room.
Jon: I am going to the bathroom
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.
Brown sweats by fuckmikelol January 23, 2019

Brown Berry Pickle 

A cucumber is inserted in the anus and left there until it pickles. Some anus pickle faster than others with varying degrees of flavor and acidity.
Jennys brown berry pickle was finaly ready last night. I only ate half cause it tasted like shit.

brown tree stick 

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....
I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.
brown tree stick by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019