1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017
Get the new england biscuit mug.Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.
“Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night”
“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
by mlater November 15, 2023
Get the New Zealand police mug.When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.
Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025
Get the Papua New Guinean Sandwich mug.First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.
by Tango47 September 29, 2022
Get the New Jersey Volcano mug.A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)
by Decent_Work December 25, 2013
Get the New Years mug.Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.
New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!
by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017
Get the New Roommate Syndrome mug.1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.
That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!
I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!
I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!
by Lynerally February 7, 2024
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