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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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cat cheeks

Hybrid cat shit and human butt cheeks, also known as something greatly superior.
Jeff- Man I ordered pizza last night, it was dog cheeks!

Bill- My sushi was so cat cheeks!
by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022
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Cat cafe

A cafe or similar establishment where people pay to interact with cat housed in the premises.
My mom wouldn't let me adopt a kitten.but she said she pay for many trips to the cat cafe as I want
by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021
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Black Cat

Black Cat usually belonging to someone who encounters it and usually receives information on a certain situation that could be of manipulation to a person that is innocent black cat usually has dangerous sides seeing only his enemies and leading his Child out of the dark . Once you have made games on a child of this Spirit you will usually be gamed for life meaning the person who which the game was played on gets to make the endings for each and everyone of them that sucked a devils dick meaning you lose cause you aint sweet like honey and you definently dont get money and cat man can fight he usually terrorises his victims before he strings all of your sins on to your next generation and all your family so be careful of who you might play games on cause the cats in the tree are watching you and if you have ugly eyes they might just poke them out cause they urrrrrrrrggggggglllllllyyyyyyyy like your sister and your gay buddies murrrrderrr inc niggah bitch , Have some pufffet you sickkkkaaaaaaaaaaa
Definitely devoted to the one and only tiny pussy lips Black cat will be have dog by foot and hung like the rest of the shitnitskis
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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condo cat

A person, typically a female, who has spent their adolescence living in apartments or condos and continues to do so. Their world view and experience is limited to the four walls around them, and they have a personality that could be considered basic. They likely have a cat or small dog and are generally pretty clean.
I dated a condo cat when I moved to the city, but I just couldn't connect with her; she bored me. I think she's an office assistant these days.
by punkrawker April 20, 2022
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Cat

A cute, fluffy ball of love.
by Mr. *OOF* March 10, 2020
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Cat Walker

A racist slur used to describe white people who are REALLY white. So white that they will take their cat on a walk.
Man 1: “Look at that Cracka walkin his cat”
Man 2: “Man that’s some white people shit
Man 3: “I’m sayin bruh these cat walkers wild”
by lilnene1128 March 31, 2022
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