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Irritating Vowel Syndrome

A condition in which someone is unable to type without dragging out their vowels.
Text from Person 1: "hey what's up?"
Text from Person 2: "oooooomg u have no idea how drunk natasha was last niteeeeee"
Text from Person 1: "sounds like you have a bad case of irritating vowel syndrome."
by reallygoodonfallon July 26, 2010
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warm body syndrome

when you’re lonely (often at night) so it’s nice to have anyone to be around/sleep with. so lonely that any warm body would do.
she doesn’t really like me, she’s just using me to cure her warm body syndrome
by bananaice February 5, 2021
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Upside-down syndrome

When some one is acting like and autisticcancer ball
by Footlettuce January 24, 2019
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dick in ass syndrome

When your dick is in her/his ass and cant get it out of the anus
by John Smacio September 4, 2017
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Raging Titty Syndrome.

When your tits (male or female) have a mind of themselves, and intend to rage often. This syndrome can not be cured. Once you have it, it is there. RTS for short. Side effects may include : Rage quitting, Flipping tables, out bursts of swearing.
Guy: I think you may have RTS.
Girl: What is RTS?
Guy: Raging Titty Syndrome.
Girl: NO FUCKING WAY.
by Taescha March 21, 2012
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Midget Toe Syndrome

MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That Boy has got obsurdly small Toes"

Chris "Thats Midget Toe Syndrome and it affects girls as well"
by chipthechap July 7, 2010
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sleepy dick syndrome

Sleepy Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a medical condition caused by pinching of the specific nerves depriving blood to a man's genitals. Common sensations include numbness, tingling, and paranoia causing you to check if it is still attached to your body. Recommended treatments include slapping it, telling it to wake up (politely), tomato sauce, and jiggling it a little bit.
Man 1: Dude, stop checking your penis?

Man 2: Sorry man, I got some serious sleepy dick syndrome.
by Mevlin da Mage October 21, 2015
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