Also known as Caitlin’s, Cats are lovable but crazy McBitches who won’t stab you if you treat them right. It may take some time but you’ve can get Cats to open up to you by drawing them McCoy and co, after which you can see their rather pleasant soft side of their personality.
by Dick does butt October 28, 2019
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by Chris p bacon October 28, 2019
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she is my pet cat that is in love with smile dog and she will call you a shit dawg. if you call her smiley cat she will call you smiley dog if you seem like a dog but if you seem like a cat she will call you a sewer rat. her catch phrase is '' spread the sentense'' which sounds simmalar to ''spread the word''.
random human that might be killed by a creepypasta:did you read the smile cat creepypasta story?
other human:yes i did but then i met her irl and i called her smiley cat and then she called me a smiley sewer rat.
other human:yes i did but then i met her irl and i called her smiley cat and then she called me a smiley sewer rat.
by weaseltalondrowned November 1, 2019
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Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt
You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
by Ebolafingertoes November 2, 2019
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Person 2: you mean my FAT CAT GET IT RIGHT OK.
10 seconds later
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL DUDE GET. IT. RIGHT!!!!!!
Person 1: ok ok, sorry
Person 2: you mean my FAT CAT GET IT RIGHT OK.
10 seconds later
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL DUDE GET. IT. RIGHT!!!!!!
Person 1: ok ok, sorry
by XxstrangerxX November 3, 2019
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