stage monkey

Master of ceremonies

The stage monkey introduced the next act.

by Leif Hopper June 03, 2017

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

okaloka monkey

What a person who is very uncool and probably likes his best friends sister is referred to as.

My friend Taylor is very okaloka monkey guys.

by Bob whiteman the 3rd December 21, 2023

The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.

Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.

by Gaybigboy December 20, 2024

Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

chubby monkey

A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia

Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey

by Clam pussy December 01, 2018

Monkey time

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022