A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.
You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"
by 1qazxsw23edcvgfr45tgbnhy67ujm, January 31, 2021
Get the Mommug. 
by propheciesofTRUTH July 28, 2022
Get the Jace's mommug. The lines on a woman's face which indicate that she is a mom. Most likely, these lines are a result of the toll brought on from carrying, bearing, and raising a child or children. You can find these lines on the inside of the cheek, right above the mouth.
Me: Bro, I've gotten really good at identifying moms on dating apps.
Buddy: How do you do that?
Me: Look at the face closely. If you see mom lines, she most likely has kids.
Buddy: How do you do that?
Me: Look at the face closely. If you see mom lines, she most likely has kids.
by Devveyovich September 24, 2019
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