Fake friend

An asshole who cares nothing but his/herself. Basically NEVER having your back and bringing you down with him/her when they’re trying to make trouble

Ugh she’s such a fake friend! Always stabbing me in the back! Even with her boyfriend!

by Thep0tAt0 June 14, 2019

a friend in need

a person who helps at a difficult time is a truly reliable person.

"you are a friend in need, you are, Edie"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

National appreciate your girl best friend day

January 18th is the day where ur guy best friends appreciate and Treat you girls like a queen

“National appreciate your girl best friend day is the best day ever”

by Lilbittt225 January 18, 2021

AutisticDolphin&Friends

When you come into direct contact with a 10/10 nuclear bomb Cancer. Just awful

Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"

by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.

They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021

My best friend

A girl who is fucking crazy

My best friend is butter

by Sammycenteno2 January 18, 2023