The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
by FuccBoii2k15 March 21, 2015
When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.
"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"
by Bob74685 November 06, 2012
1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
by Baggers80 September 02, 2010
The flying tea-bag, commonly refered to as the F.T.B., is one of the most devestating attacks/acts of douchbaggery in existence to date. Do Not Attempt This Without A Trained Proffesional!!! BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, HARD FLOORS, OR GROUND CAN RESULT IN SERIOUSE INJURY OR DEATH.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
I was comin down the stairs and zach came around the bottom, not paying attention. I swung off the railing, caught him in forehead with a beautiful flying tea bag (ftb) and he went down flailing. I hit the ground standing and ran off into the sunset.
by RevLevi July 03, 2009
A slut who enjoys publicly fucking and letting boys pick her up while feeling her up in front of their mother's.
by We are Emily's December 13, 2009
by Tit Face Tydeman January 24, 2005
Boy: I like Casey
Girl: Noo way, she's a slut-face-whore-bag!
Boy: a what?
Girl: Nevermind, you can't like her. end of story.
Girl: Noo way, she's a slut-face-whore-bag!
Boy: a what?
Girl: Nevermind, you can't like her. end of story.
by kaykaykayyeah August 29, 2010