Red Seal

The ring of lipstick a woman leaves after preforming oral sex

That chick left me with a red seal

by becky02 May 28, 2025

Red Dawn

A complete dick maneuver where you take a drunk chick who's on the rag and hook her up with someone else equally or more plastered. When they wake up in the morning they'll discover the sheets or couch they slept on to have a good amount of menstruation on them, hence red dawn.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: It sucked in a big way.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Dan hooked me up with some chick.
Guy 1: Why is that so bad? Was she ugly?
Guy 2: No. It's because I woke up this morning and my fucking couch had period blood all over it. Dan red dawned me.
Guy 1: That's a dick maneuverif I've ever seen one.

by Broba Fett March 8, 2011

Roses are red

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your mom is fat
And so are you

It’s your mom with roses are red

by JK_jacobi December 21, 2021

Red Zombie

Someone who drinks something red (usually wine) before getting brutally facefucked. They will be moaning and choking for air like a zombie. Right when the man is ready to bust he stuffs his whole dick in the red zombies throat and finishes in the back while still pumping causing the red zombie to throw up red puke and cum (looking like red zombie vomit).

Yo I knew she might be turning when we was sipping red wine I didn’t think she could take my whole dick. I was right! It looked like she was throwin up blood she really turned into a red zombie!

by NDC December 17, 2023

Red Year

A really cool motherfucker that everyone loves, especially his mom, and really sexy with a cute chest

Delaney: Have you seen Red Year, he’s so awesome!

Ryan: For real, he’s so sexy too, like I just want to dig in to that ass
Delaney: Same!

by Not-RedYear April 1, 2024

Red-Necking

When two red neck hillbillys give eachother head in a barn or trailer park

"Well shoot Ricky i was just red-necking with gawd dayum Joe and it was amazing"

by Tacodawg21 September 29, 2025

red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts

Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck

by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023