Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

douche bag cleaner

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue

i cleaned her douche bag after she used it

by tetete February 23, 2004

Flying Tea Bag (FTB)

The flying tea-bag, commonly refered to as the F.T.B., is one of the most devestating attacks/acts of douchbaggery in existence to date. Do Not Attempt This Without A Trained Proffesional!!! BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, HARD FLOORS, OR GROUND CAN RESULT IN SERIOUSE INJURY OR DEATH.

In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.

I was comin down the stairs and zach came around the bottom, not paying attention. I swung off the railing, caught him in forehead with a beautiful flying tea bag (ftb) and he went down flailing. I hit the ground standing and ran off into the sunset.

by RevLevi July 2, 2009

Slut-faced-hoe-bag

A slut who enjoys publicly fucking and letting boys pick her up while feeling her up in front of their mother's.

God did you see Alicia last night at the dance, such a slut-faced-hoe-bag!

by We are Emily's December 13, 2009

Bitch Bag Beades

A two-faced twat that pretends to be your frend while slagging you off to otha frends.

Darren, you're my best friend but I love you.

by Tit Face Tydeman August 5, 2006

slut-face-whore-bag

A girl who is a slut , but more than a slut. She's also a mean person.

Boy: I like Casey
Girl: Noo way, she's a slut-face-whore-bag!
Boy: a what?
Girl: Nevermind, you can't like her. end of story.

by kaykaykayyeah August 29, 2010

bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!

dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!

by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007