āUr Momā Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you donāt then your an alien.
by noodlechat November 20, 2021
Get the Ur Mommug. you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is āaihamā
by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021
Get the your mommug. 
if you go into the kitchen and scream fortnite kid 360 times a person called your mom will beat the shit out of you
by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022
Get the your mommug. Me: mom the milk isnāt in the freezer.
Mom: yes it is check again
Me: still not there
Mom: thatās it Iām checking the freezer
See? Right there!
Me: hā¦.how ho how did
Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.
Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.
Middle child: that isnāt even how people make ice cream.
Mom: yes it is check again
Me: still not there
Mom: thatās it Iām checking the freezer
See? Right there!
Me: hā¦.how ho how did
Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.
Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.
Middle child: that isnāt even how people make ice cream.
by Kartoons Productions April 30, 2022
Get the Mommug. by Dela_Draws;) April 23, 2023
Get the Ur mommug.