penis

a penis is a thing males like to compare to other guys

i have a bigger pepe (penis) then you

by hotttie123 December 22, 2020

Nuke Penis

The Penis the turtle of toss the turtle has

that turtle has a nuke penis

by PENIS NUKE December 22, 2020

Cum Ass Penis Spunky

When you get sucked off by a girl as well as getting rimmed whilst you caress a girl's nipples

Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

pseudo penis

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis

Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy

by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020

Leaning tower of Penis

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle

Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.

by Watkins978 November 8, 2020

Crème De La Penis

Prestige Version of cum

swallow my crème de la penis.

by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020

PENIS

A massive fucking cock, an absolute minecraft torch, a total fucking weiner, a living hot dog, a tenacious ten inches

Yo, that man has a PENIS

by Weinerman12 November 9, 2020