The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
by FuccBoii2k15 March 24, 2015
Get the Old-England Tea Bagmug. the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue
by tetete February 23, 2004
Get the douche bag cleanermug. The flying tea-bag, commonly refered to as the F.T.B., is one of the most devestating attacks/acts of douchbaggery in existence to date. Do Not Attempt This Without A Trained Proffesional!!! BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, HARD FLOORS, OR GROUND CAN RESULT IN SERIOUSE INJURY OR DEATH.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
I was comin down the stairs and zach came around the bottom, not paying attention. I swung off the railing, caught him in forehead with a beautiful flying tea bag (ftb) and he went down flailing. I hit the ground standing and ran off into the sunset.
by RevLevi July 2, 2009
Get the Flying Tea Bag (FTB)mug. A slut who enjoys publicly fucking and letting boys pick her up while feeling her up in front of their mother's.
by We are Emily's December 13, 2009
Get the Slut-faced-hoe-bagmug. by Tit Face Tydeman August 5, 2006
Get the Bitch Bag Beadesmug. Boy: I like Casey
Girl: Noo way, she's a slut-face-whore-bag!
Boy: a what?
Girl: Nevermind, you can't like her. end of story.
Girl: Noo way, she's a slut-face-whore-bag!
Boy: a what?
Girl: Nevermind, you can't like her. end of story.
by kaykaykayyeah August 29, 2010
Get the slut-face-whore-bagmug. When you tea-bag someone from the back and your balls are on there forehead, and you crap on there head.
I just developed the pictures from last week's party and saw that they gave me a hot headed tea bag.
by BoB-Robert July 7, 2008
Get the hot headed tea bagmug.