by Stepman December 4, 2018
Get the Mother-Friend mug.Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!
Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”
by You left me December 8, 2018
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Get the Friends mug.Friends who are having a swell time sharing meme's with each other. These special kind of friends also refer to themselfes as Meme God's, Meme Queens and Meme Kings.
The two strangers didn't have anything in common, until they started sharing meme's with each other. And so they became meme friends.
by Shantidevi July 14, 2017
Get the Meme friends mug.1.A privacy setting on Facebook
2. A group of people on Facebook that you have never met but are willing to share the most boring details of your life with.
2. A group of people on Facebook that you have never met but are willing to share the most boring details of your life with.
1. I uploaded the video I took of last week's karaoke, luckily I remembered to set the privacy to Friends.
2. Dad: Johnny. If you don't get out of the house more often I'm cancelling the internet
Johnny: But dad! What about all my friends
2. Dad: Johnny. If you don't get out of the house more often I'm cancelling the internet
Johnny: But dad! What about all my friends
by Cheatmaster786 July 19, 2017
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It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017
Get the Friend zone mug.The state of a relationship between a girl and the guy who is perfect for her in every single way and who would most definitely make her the happiest woman on Earth but only gets to be friends with her because she only goes for guys with abs or rich dads. Yeah... Girls can be air-headed bitches.
Guy 1: Did you actually write down everything she ever said looks nice or wanted since the day you met her and got her everything you can afford from that list on her birthday.
Guy 2: Yes totally broke lol but it was worth it you should've seen how she smiled when she saw what i did.
Guy 1: you totally got out of the friend zone didn't you
Guy 2: she told me how exciting it was to have sex with her boyfriend in her room with all the things i got her and how they made her feel safe.
Guy 1: The Guy never called her again tho
Guy 2: So she's single ? great go for it man
Guy 1: I think she likes the guys' rich gym friend now
Guy 2: dude kill yourself seriously that's the only way your getting out of the friend zone .
Guy 2: Yes totally broke lol but it was worth it you should've seen how she smiled when she saw what i did.
Guy 1: you totally got out of the friend zone didn't you
Guy 2: she told me how exciting it was to have sex with her boyfriend in her room with all the things i got her and how they made her feel safe.
Guy 1: The Guy never called her again tho
Guy 2: So she's single ? great go for it man
Guy 1: I think she likes the guys' rich gym friend now
Guy 2: dude kill yourself seriously that's the only way your getting out of the friend zone .
by urbanson July 26, 2017
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