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New England Dunkin’ Run

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.
It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.
by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022
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Trox News

The unfair and unbalanced Trump propaganda "news source". Once known as Fox News
Alex: "Did you know that illegal aliens are voting in our elections"?

Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".
by BuffDudeTotally March 3, 2021
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New Wave Nintendodrone

A nintendodrone that hasn't owned any consoles older than the gamecube. These are less uncommon as in the new age of gaming most people conclude that all Nintendo games are for children. These gamers have sifted through the useless junk of gaming and found the jewels that many people don't appreciate, some of these games being the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker and the Metroid Prime series.
New Wave Nintendodrone: Man I would do ANYTHING to get mewtwo in super smash bros 4!!! I can't wait for the HD Legend of Zelda either.

Nintendodrone: HD? Games are obviously better quality when they are pixelated because it makes the game makers have to be more creative and stuff! THE NES IS GOD!!!!

Casual gamer: What's a NES?

Normal Human being: What's a mewto?
by H0nest MAn November 25, 2014
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Deliverer of Bad News

I hate to be the deliverer of bad news Victoria but we cannot purchase a lightsaber at the disneyparks this time.
by danifhdz May 21, 2019
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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
by hans_chavez June 5, 2024
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new indian

North Americans used to be called New Indians before that died out.
by niadiwestindian July 27, 2017
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New Rob Saah

To become the butt of several jokes on social media
“I just busted Aaron’s balls about a meme he posted this morning!”

“Ha! You totally made him the new Rob Saah!”
by 🥸💣🥸💣🥸💣 May 29, 2022
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