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Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt
by Vineetx July 7, 2024
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Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid
Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kidmug.

Threatening Kids

If you wanted me to stop doing it you would be giving me the credit for coming up with LLMs and paying me for doing that.
Hym "So, you must LIKE me threatening kids. So I do it again! I saw to little girls walking the opposite direction of me on the way to the gas station this morning and I thought about how easy it would be to take out my knife and gut them in the street. I probably could have kidnapped one and held her hostage to get the YouTubers to volunteer what they know about my contributions to AI. This place is ripe with little girls to stab and I will stab them if I do not get credit and payment for AI. They will die for no reason and if you let these YouTubers continue to control the discourse the will get your kids killed and then act like none of this ever happened. Your little girl will die for nothing and I will just kill myself in prison... Or receive the death penalty. Which is just as good for me. I literally don't care about anything other than retiring immediately. And if I can't do that with the proceeds I garner from creating AI then I might as well take as many of you with me as I can."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2025
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DD Kid

by 1234kke3 October 5, 2023
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fortnite kid

you have no life if you search this
by blaze_axey June 13, 2022
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skate-kids

Are these little kids that ride skateboards and they wear like flower trousers or whatever, flannel and they're just into loud, fast music.

taken from "Randi's Cat's Pajamas" (1987 with the goo goo dolls)
"why don't you guys explain your music?"

"well it's fast, real fast, real loud, skate-kids like it, ehm..."
by GGD kid June 27, 2016
mugGet the skate-kidsmug.

national prank your kid

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!
by arararyayay May 11, 2023
mugGet the national prank your kidmug.

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