Double Sit

When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.

Marc sat down on the sofa but did a double sit because he was uncomfortable.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 12, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double-Numble

When 2 trains collide, but they are both going backwards. The last freight car on both trains are heavily damaged, leaving the locomotive just fine.

I heard there was a Double-Numble at the Cheyenne yard today.

by oh no, more definitions April 13, 2022

Double Loading

that feel when a DC takes lysate and RNA and cures cancer. #electroporation

Damn dude my grandma was about to die until the DECKER too her DC and did double loading and saved her life. Thank god for science!

by mrallele April 13, 2022

Double weirdo beardo

Its a bearded man that is VERY strange. Also a word if you see a bearded thief.

-Double weirdo beardo with strange shorts!

-???

-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!

(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!

by Nalya April 17, 2022

Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022