Milked the Chickens

(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.

Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."

by MTProfessor May 14, 2013

goat chicken

A man who claims to be a woman but still has a beard

Hey look at that chick, I think it's a dude, check out the beard. Definite goat chicken

by Milkchicken October 9, 2013

chicken nugget gf

A very picky eater. Sticks to “safe food” but occasionally tries to branch out, only to instantly regret it and beg to swap with your plate or beverage.

just try it, stop being a chicken nugget gf

by wwrdl May 2, 2025

Chicken

(N) plural is chickens

1) a female bird, that has been domestic for as long as written records shown. They chuck all the time. Note domestic referring to under the care of.

2)a kilo of powdered illicit substance. Such as cocaine, heroin, meth or even ketamine. This is for the big league and not ivy.

Also see domestic, chicken head, cluck, and ivy league for clarity on following definitions.

On phone with supplier, "I need 3 chicken asap. I got my boys screaming about them clucks knocking.
Supplier "si, carwash 5th"

by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022

Headlight chicken

When two grown ass adults refuse to dim their brights as they approach each other.

Karen wrecked her car because she refuses to lose at headlight chicken.

by Beerme78 January 31, 2022

sunday chicken

Jessica does it on sunday’s. She eats chicken every sunday

Kitty: Yo we out to Jessica’s sunday chicken??

Penny: Most def.
Kat: Best believe!!

by yourhgpennyyyy May 26, 2023

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025