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get out of jail free card

Use to described someone who is assumed to be above the law, because of their job, their nationality, their relationship with powerful people. Eg, diplomatic immunity
Family members of diplomats should not treat their status as a "get out of jail free card"
by AC Sg November 17, 2013
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Come get your grape juice

An exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.
Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!
by r_account December 3, 2014
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can i get an f in the chat

similar to RIP! used in circumstances to show disapointment
ex. "I just failed my test!"

"my mom just died"
"I can't find my juul"
"My cat got hit by a car"
and to all you can humorously say, "CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT" and it works oh so perfectly.

older people might not understand but it is truly wonderful
mom: (to my dad) honey, i found your texts with kathleen! who the hell is that???
me: can i get an f in the chat for dad
by bigphatmama January 9, 2019
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CGP - Cheers Gets the Pussy

A compliment, used when something is exceptionally cool or awesome. Can also be used in the negative to identify something negative.

Origin: The common use of the greeting "Cheers!", when spoken with an English accent, seems to be very attractive to women. Many hook-ups have been cemented through the utterance of "Cheers!". The fact that an accent coupled with a single word could invoke such a strong reaction, is awesome. Therefore, CGP (or Cheers Gets the Pussy) is used when describing something very cool.
Positive: "Dude! That headshot in CS was totally CGP."

Negative: "Uggh, that new Carrot Top movie was un-CGP in every way."
by cRIPticon April 26, 2005
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Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021
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Get the horse out of your face

a slang expression coined in the early 21st century used to express annoyance or objection to what someone else is saying. Used first by professor Myndia Biznesse when reprimanding disrespectful students in his general knowledge and philosophy class. The term is frequently spoken with an accent imitating professor Biznesse, who is of Italian decent. Sometimes, when quoting him, the word "horse" is spelled "hoasse" or "hosse", "out of" is substituted with "outta", and "your face" with "ya face". This is to further emulate Biznesse's strong accent.
Jerry, you always run your mouth because you think you're so smart. Get the horse out of your face.
by hollanatme January 27, 2010
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Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.
by Scorite June 17, 2006
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