fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016

cryogenic fart

It's a fart that is stored cold in your stomach waiting to be released. And once it is released it burns a hole in your underwear and makes the whole room smell like rotten eggs. Very dangerous if you experience it in a car or another small closed space.

Damn bro, what is that smell?

Bruh that is a cryogenic fart let out by someone in the hall.

by nah mann comeon October 17, 2022

Fart choke

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.

We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.

by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018

Brain fart

When that guy they call “Brain” rips a fart.

I was grocery shopping with Brain, and he accidentally let out a fat one in the canned beans isle. I yelled out “BRAIN FART!”

by The real Londigo June 30, 2024

terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!

john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.

Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.

by Flot August 26, 2015

Throat Fart

Throat Fart
Throat Farted

I just chugged a whole can of Pepsi and now I am about to let out a huge throat fart.

by Trudgingalong September 15, 2022