cock blast

1. a person that is worthless to the world, and should be gotten rid of.

2. a roller coaster in Arkansas.

"Man, that Corey Shultz is a real cockblast."

"Hey, lets go ride the Cockblast."

by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

Cock Bongler

Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth

Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like

by jake oickle December 28, 2007

cock dog

A penis that is most likely to enter a females mouth by her choice. Usually the African-American penis: in rare cases a Caucasian penis(depending on it's size.)

Man she swallowed my cock dog hole, in one sitting!

by stinkmeanor March 21, 2008

stunt cock

an artificial penis meant to be either realy big or realy small to serve fetishes, and for the "super bukkake".

the 15" stunt cock was put into place during the film.

by Nys October 29, 2004

cock hammer

An event or situation making the likelyhood of action probable. The opposite of a cock block.

"Thats totally a cock hammer! Danielle is gonna be in the other bed so Jesse will have to sleep with you!"

by haggardp2lfc November 29, 2006

cock sandwich

This is when you get a real ass chewing by your boss

I was late to work today so my boss gave me a real cock sandwich!!

by Ricey Ripp November 9, 2006

cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag

1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"

by Uvall September 26, 2010