"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."
"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."
"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."
by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019
by AH SHEESH November 21, 2020
You're an idiot, so same to you kid.
by whenlyfegivesUlemons November 25, 2016
An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 05, 2011
a young species of mammals that are mysterious and complex in their multiply personalities. very skilled in the art of parental deception. handle with care.
by Ren the Hen January 10, 2017
A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 06, 2023
After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.
Barf.. stinker kids
by Mrmarcusjr January 10, 2022