What The Fuack

The official phrase dads say when you handed them exactly what they asked for - only to find out they didn’t actually need it

Dad: “Get me the half-inch wrench”
Me: “hands him the half-inch wrench”
Dad: “this isn’t the one I needed, What The Fuack”

by Aydan.M November 3, 2025

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

what the fack

A definition to replace "what the fuck", but usually used against the fack man. The king of all facks.

"I just died in this video game, what the fack????"
"Dude you're about to summon the fack man"

by byoncord June 8, 2024

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

by Hhaahs April 11, 2023

And what not

and other similar things.

"I bought some apples, bananas, oranges, and what not for the fruit salad."

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

WHAT STRENGTH!

But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world!

"What Strength!! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world

by Nutty Nuts December 12, 2016

erm what the sigma

what the hell but for sigmas.

Baby Gronk: I rizzed up Livvy Dune!
Duke Dennis: Erm what the sigma.

by FDEWAS May 14, 2024