A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
Get the Ass Nuts mug.by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024
Get the Deez Nuts mug.A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.
Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
by GayShell January 13, 2024
Get the nuts mug.by dessodtb January 21, 2024
Get the corn nut mug.Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024
Get the deez nuts mug.When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.
Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.
by knottyfibre January 23, 2024
Get the Masala Nuts mug.by CookieForLyf January 23, 2024
Get the poop nuts mug.