Smart fella/Fart smella

When someone on some jackle and hide kinda shit

"The façade was a smart fella; but behind it was a fart smella" - idea of a Smart fella/Fart smella

by The absolute August 14, 2025

Fart-maxxing

A body position that maximizes your probability of farting

My stomach hurts, I'm gonna get into doggy pose to fart-max.

Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.

by Toma Shade August 23, 2025

Taki fart

When a torta rips a flaming hot fart on your dick

Yooo I got taki farted last night

by Kosher blunts September 2, 2025

Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

Doo doo nigga fart sex

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex

Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex

by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025

separate the poo from the farts

tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"

by shthed October 2, 2025