McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

by x427 January 9, 2023

Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

by Camille12 April 5, 2023

Part-Time Thot

When a girl stops her thot activities for a month such as the holy month of Ramadan but then resumes to being a thot after.

Me: You fasting and not having sex this whole Ramadan?

Her: Yea but after it’s over I’m a thot just not this month

Me: You a mf part-time thot

by I eat my cereal with a fork April 9, 2023

Soft Boi Time

tiwbh stermaer :D

Person 1 - I watch Soft Boi Time
Person 2 - who even is that?!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

time knife

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.

You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?

by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023

Time flies when you're having fun

What happens when Yv and Nest make a catch-up call

After months without a word, They spent 2:34 hours catching up. Time flies when you're having fun.

by Tibicena May 12, 2023