Jack

When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.

Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”

by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018

Jack

A person who is always (or frequently) erect

Person: Jack was being such a jack during passing period

by raccoonthemobboss May 9, 2024

jacked linked

the act of masterbating

guy:i feel so good i just jacked linked
girl:sick fuck

by tehbriibri February 12, 2008

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

Georgian Giggle-jack

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.

He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled

by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024

Jack DeRabbie

a young african american with a ginemenasaurus bunda, capable of creating 50 kmh winds when he throws that shit back.

I ate out Jack DeRabbie

by DariusAhmad December 1, 2024

jack phipps

is small and scott no mates.

#centre half bench podcast is bad

im a dog woof jack phipps

by Jack Phips October 10, 2022