cheese

made of milk, expires sometime

person 1: bro what description for cheese is that
person 2: shut up we exist

by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020

Cheese

IT'S FUCKING CHEESE!

UR A FUCKING CHEESE

by Dude-from-shrek-5 January 31, 2022

Brazilian Cheese Whistle

A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.

In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.

"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"

(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"

by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 20, 2024

Cheesing somebody

When somebody cums on your face like cheese whizz. Usually more tasty though

Christine: omg Brian cheesed me so good last night
Angela: what is cheesing somebody?
Christine: when he cums on your face like.. soo much and it’s so good
Angela: I wish I could have tasted it
Random person nearby: oop-
Christine: da fuq

by Vsco Boy September 28, 2019

Blue Cheese Donut

Expired semen that has remained inside of someone’s rear.

“I was eating my girl’s booty and I found a blue cheese donut, man. I think she’s cheating on me!”

by WeweeSankido November 17, 2018

Chiseled Cheese

A youtuber that makes videos on Roblox. He is very pro.

Chiseled Cheese cut the cheese yesterday.
Chiseled Cheese's favorite word is "pro".

by *uses real name* August 5, 2022