brown bagging

The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.

Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.

I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.

by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020

brown mac

The ultimate practical joke. Poo in a burger bun, add some salad and cheese and give it to your hungry friend.

"He was annoying me so I made him a brown mac"

by User37 March 3, 2009

Kevin Lee Brown

Very sexy and smart. One of the greatest people ever. A great sex machine and all girls want him. He is great at everything. He is more beast more than his dad. If you get a Kevin keep him. He is the most bad ass person ever.

I'll Kevin lee brown your ass into next week.

by Poppy small Wang April 18, 2018

brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.

by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

brown eminem

A clit of latina or black woman.
same as pink eminem, just different color

hey, you have nice set of lips down there, and this is your Brown Eminem!

by dildo777 June 5, 2025

Reed Brown

stupid fucking retarted piece of shit

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll

by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021