You're dead to me.

A phrase, if used too often and with poor discretion, that eventually loses its initial impact.
Mortimer: Ethel, if you don't pass me that pan of steamed asparagus, I'm serious this time, you're dead to me.
Ethel: Give it a rest, Mortimer.
by bandit bob October 09, 2009
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you're fired

A top definition that urbandictionary admins chose for November 3rd because he hates Trump. He thinks he finally fired Trump.
Democrat: DONALD TRUMP!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED
Sane person: here he goes again...
by 5256662 November 07, 2020
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You're so Roman

adj. Directed to someone who increases volume and intensity of speech during a conversation.

ie - In the manner of Caesar proclaiming to his people.
"Whenever I argue with Margaret, she becomes so Roman!"

"I don't even know why I am arguing with you, you're so Roman right now."
by Rowdynow May 01, 2010
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tag, you're pregnant

The act of touching another person, usually of the same sex, anywhere on their body but most commonly on their genitals and saying " tag, you're pregnant."
My buddy got mad when I touched his dick and said , tag, you're pregnant.
by Gr3ybu5h October 09, 2015
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you're on my team

This phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. If a guy says to you "You're on my team" it means he finds you physically attractive. A variation of this would be "She's on YOUR team" which means that a guy finds you so unattractive he puts you on his friends team.
Guy to girl: You're on my team!!
Girl: *punches his lights out*
by SpoonBalancer September 18, 2007
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bacon....

:)
"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."

the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon
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You're sailing blud!

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"
by Rosco Wiv A Crossbow May 01, 2009
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