Vergen, New York

A town with an abnormally large cow to person ratio.

Chris: Holy Fuck how many cows is that??

Tyler: Who cares its Vergen, New York theres to many to count.

by Rawrsaur April 24, 2011

The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

New York Button

The button in an elevator used to close the doors shut. Although uncommon in the rest of the world, this button is used by New Yorkers because they are assholes.

New Yorker 1: Yo hit the New York button!
New Yorker 2: Fuck ya life, Bing Bong!

by Ernesto Salsa February 26, 2022

New York Smiley

When you slice someone's throat in the motion of a smiley face.

"I found out who shot my friend...I gave him a NEW YORK SMILEY!!!"

by Cbox360 May 1, 2010

New York Rangers

A hockey team where all the New Jersey bandwagons root for and say it's cuz of their parents, like a bunch of unloyal fucks, and say they love the rangers while only knowing maybe 3 players

Bandwagon: "oh yeah I love the New York Rangers"
Actual hockey fan: "name 3 players"
Bandwagon: "Igon Shesterkin, Adam Fox, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022

New York Pork

when a girl gets a pizza and strokes your penis with it, then you come on the pizza and she has to eat it

im about to give you a new york pork

by newyorkpork November 28, 2017

new york napalm

The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.

"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"

"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"

by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014